I’m still fuckin’ awake! It’s like I’ve been upgraded to need less sleep! WTF?
A thought occurred regarding Mr. Mel, our disabled Lutino parakeet. After Winnie Tot, the green parakeet had died, he has been focusing his attention to humanz, namely moi.
I could hear him calling non-stop ALOUD! Upon my presence at home, he’d become restless and would cling to the sides of his bird cage.
When I do approach him, he’d calm down and start making happy talking noises. He would try to get closer to me by doing a flyby, climbing on the platform of an opened front cage door, or hop around atop the cage.
When I present my fingernails, the pinky nail being almost exactly the size of a parakeet beak, he’d make kissing, clicking, and whistling sounds, of which I taught the two Lutinos to make!
Then he’d throw up his regurgitated gift offerings of seeds from his crop. He then would take back all or part of his shared happiness and joy into his break and swallow it.
Then he’d climb or hop onto his old rope toy, cling and reposition himself carefully, all while still chatting happily, and starts fornicating the material with gusto.
I’d place my hand/fingers near him and play with his feathers to speed up his release. His eyes would contract and then when he is about finished, he’d pause, slightly lift his tail, jump or fly off, and making happy noises reminiscent of Bully’s sound of excitement.
That’s love from a little bundle of energized birdie for y’all. That’s why I don’t condone being insensitive to the needs of animal welfare. They should be upgraded to human status. Just saying.
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