Earlier this evening and during dinner, we watched television! Yeah, that’s right Shrimpsei! We watch while eating – which is not proper, though. Anyway, we saw the reptilian couple talking about their engagement. That would be Prince William and Mary Kate Olsen? – no, Middleton. She wouldn’t stop flicking her tongue. Paw said: “She looks old!” You know, guys like Paw are keen on beautiful women and know how to size them up, like the girl who is too short for the boy. Enough said.
Now Maw and I are watching “Dancing with the Farts, err, I meant Stars”. Bristol Palin is still fat. Maw said: “There’s chunky! She’s a chunky noodle soup!” It’s true: Bristol is fat and cannot move or dance gracefully, like Brandy. We could tell the trainers (in their faces) that they want out, including the trainer of Kyle.
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