Greetings y’all!
I’m on my break after watching a Live Stream of Trump’s Inauguration via YouTube while working at my temp job from hell! That’s correct! Symbolically, this is good, since I’ve a job and that’s gonna MAGA.
I’m wearing my red Trump Cat Shirt and standing at a while roller table, facing the camera overlooking the break room. That’s for my protection as I munch in their free snack goodies of Kirkland Trail Mix from Costco and Cheddar fish-shaped crackers, which is more nutritious than those holy wafers by far!
So this morning I was running late and left the house at 0800 am. But I had to fetch my phone which was still charging near my bed.
Suddenly, the crazy Filipino bitch living adjacent to us appeared near our shared chain link fence! She was standing in the rain facing my direction! She used a baby light blue umbrella. The garage door was already opened and her maroon Dodge caravan was already parked in the middle of the driveway. Freaking psycho!
It was a very strong downpour of rain! It’s 1007 am and the rain is still pouring but lightly. The traffic was good and I made it around 0825 am.
So I made four chatting comments of well wishes. I’m not excited as I am still surrounded by these crazy and stupid humanz.
For example, last night around 2120, I sent a text message to four choir members. I might have misheard the twosome sitting behind me during last night’s choir rehearsal. I didn’t want them to think I was lying about skipping their Satanic masses.
The text message contained two smartphone images from last Friday. They got confused and thought that Mom was still in the hospital. This simple test indicated that they are stupid to check the time date stamp. Mom said it’s because they are good in lying about skipping Sunday masses.
With that said, I better head back to work. It’s 1012 am and Eric R just left the break room. Quit spying, you losers! Y’all are actually cheating me. I saw the recruiter’s invoice of the AP clerk when I filed in the back room.
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