In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Green-Eyed Monster | Tell us about the last time you were really, truly jealous of someone. Did you act on it? Did it hurt your relationship?”
Good Flynn: I don’t recall but I’m always jealous of anyone who is better and smarter than me in every way. All I could do is close my eye and curse my fate. Then I open my eyes and thank God for life and living. I don’t ever like the feeling of jealousy but I’m only human.
Evil Kitty: Jealousy is only for humanz. You should be jealous of us. We have silky fur while you’re hairless and can burn. We have night vision while you’re blind even in daylight when the sunshine gets too bright; have a strong sense of smell and can tell of you need a bath; and have excellent hearing to pounce on mice.
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