In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Red Pill, Blue Pill. | If you could get all the nutrition you needed in a day with a pill — no worrying about what to eat, no food preparation — would you do it?”
Good Flynn: I’d rather take the purple pill, which is the combination of the red pill and the blue pill. After losing my temp job from hell, I have no choice but to do chores. And that includes food preparation! I’m NOT interested in slaving over a hot stove or cleaning up. I’d rather pop a pill, boil, or microwave my meals.
Evil Kitty: Freshly killed morsels are my favorites, especially mice. They’re easier to catch than birds, whose feathers take time to pluck. We felines don’t the pills. That’s nasty stuff and meant only to be taken as medicine. I don’t know why you humanz are lazy. You should really try hunting for your own food.
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