After reading late into the night a dedicated blogger’s recent articles, I come to realize that maybe my presence causes reactions from others:
- Coughing. I thought certain people have allergies. I thought people wanted to get my attention. I thought they were being cruel and wanted to shake up my nerves with loud noises or spew their cooties on my person.
- Leaving. I thought people smelled my bad odor. I thought people wanted to get out of my way and leave me all ALONE. I thought they were being cruel and wanted to show me that I shouldn’t be around them for more than a couple of minutes.
- Spitting. I thought I wasn’t THAT bad to deserve being spat upon. Wow. WTF did I do? Hehe.
- Sneezing: I thought I had ground black pepper or other allergens attached to me.
Seriously, folks. I’m just passing through like a ship on the seas and don’t mean to cause your DEMONIC entities to get all aghast at my beauty.
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