I don’t have a top ten list of my favorite songs but I do have a list of songs I used to like but now hate.
1. Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer (or any fictional characters, like Frosty the Snowman) — In reality, deer has no red nose, not unless they are albino or some sort of hybrid animal yet undiscovered. Perhaps this animal is an alcoholic.
2. Jingle Bells (or any sounds that annoy babies while sleeping) — I live in California. I used to grow up in snow. Cold climates made me sick. The song reminds me staying indoors. The constant sounds of bells jingling irritate me.
3. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (or any references to Santa Claus or why he is coming or going or if kids are naughty or nice) — From what I read online, Santa Claus could be Satan’s Claws. Paw whistles this tune almost EVERY night while throwing out the trash. Old Saint Nick has possessed Paw. And the guy in the red suit reminds me of that fat bastard.
4. The Twelve Days of Christmas — This is a mind-control song. It keeps repeating the same lines over and over. The song is a final countdown reminding parents to buy gifts for their children or else they will turn violent on demand.
5. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth — I already have my two front teeth! If children just stop eating sweets, they won’t suffer dental caries and suffer getting fillings or their teeth pulled out!
6. Deck the Hall — Holly plants are toxic to humans. Gay apparels should be left in the closet. Trolls are too ugly to sing carols. Yule logs burning is illegal in my city. I’ll bet singing from house to house will require permits soon.
7. We Wish You a Merry Christmas (or any references to “merry”, “happy”, “joy”, etc.) — Let’s respect other forms of celebration and cut out the fudge pudding, which will make you fat. Stop singing on my front porch and get off my property!
8. WHITE Christmas (or any references to winter, snow or the color of white) — I’ve read the famous guy who sang this popular “Christmas” tune abused his kids.
9. Good King Wenceslas — Does anyone truly know the lyrics to this song? All I could hear are the simple tune. It’s quite boring.
10. Any “modernized” music version of classical Christmas songs. It’s just too progressive for my ears. Yuch!
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Reference: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2011/09/03/write-a-top-ten-list-of-your-favorite-songs/
Write a top ten list of your favorite songs.
Bonus: Make a list of songs you used to like, but now hate.
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