“I’ll be the next one to be placed into a nursing home.“
~Uncle Gigolo during Lola’s burial last week.
“I will probably live until the age of 78 years old.“
~Maw to Inday during yesterday evening phone call.
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So you see, when the arrogance of the young generation will meet death during their old age, that’s the time they will realize their misdeeds done during their healthier years. However, Uncle Gigolo, much like his ex-wife the Chingster and his daughter the Shillster, he still has a chip on his shoulder, while in the hospital for a UTI treatment. Eww.
“I’m still `Astig!` I’m still ` Tigas!`”
~Uncle Gigolo to Paw during a phone conversation Saturday evening.
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*`Astig` means thug (or moron without hope); while `Tigas` means ridigity (or hard as a rock or stubborn as a mule.)
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