20241231-1616. Step right up and meet your new mascot the Squirrel! For the home team, the mascot shall wear lighter colors of brownish and creamy tips. For the away team, the mascot shall wear darker colors of blackish and whitish tips.
The sports team will consist of ten squirrels of various heights, weight-class, and fur markings. No discrimination for clef-lipped varieties.
The goal is to gather the most nuts. The most prized nut is walnut, since it is the heaviest of all nuts and hardest to pry open. The heavier the payload, the winner. The loser shall get half of the prize anyways. This is in consideration for the winter month as all squirrels are equal. No fighting allowed.
That’s all. End 1620 PST.
Oh, John Jr! That’s longer than I would ever imagine, especially for your conditions! So I shouldn’t rant like this…