OMG! Didn’t I already tell y’all that yesterday Mutha Fucka rebuked unto moi? Well, she blames me for being a thug. Frightfully so, I am mean and nasty.
This morning I’ve gotten my daily bread of anger and hatred directed from the crazy next door neighbor unto moi.
She started verbally assaulting moi. Had it not been for the daily prompt for me to ignore her demonic activities, I wouldn’t know how to cope.
As soon as she saw me, I started to make the sound of “The MADtv Vancome Lady”: “LA, LA, LA! LA, LA, LA”! To the repertoire, I’ve added: “HA, HA, HA! HA, HA, HA!”
I saw that she backed off from our shared chain link fence and stood in front of her front garden hose area, which was on the “left” side of the driveway/garage.
That was demonic activity number one. The second demonic activity was a troll – that black nugget head at my temp job from hell.
He greeted me normally in my first name instead of the unprofessional labels, such as “lady” or “girl” and handed me an “AR TRANSACTION QUERY” of a customer, who wants the freight charge written-off.
A few minutes later he changed his mind, walked back to my desk, and slightly grabbed the paper from my right hand.
So to Jackie, I can’t work here either. Please let my assignment end July 2015.
That cracker noodle is gonna project his anger and frustration unto moi. Y’all won’t see the subtleties because I’m in the corner desk.
Please, now. Thank you.
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