Here are a few notable words of wisdom from “Uncle Ben”:
“I don’t have anything to do with you. Since we cannot work well together, please leave me alone. Go away. Now that you’ve upset me, I have to say five rosaries just to calm down, cleanse my conscious and ask the Lord for forgiveness.”
“You can lead a donkey to water. But you cannot make it drink the water. That’s how illogical these people operate. Morons.”
“There are two only things left in America: taxation and debt.”
“In the Coptic belief, one lady told me of how Jesus descended into hell to retrieve Adam and Eve, along with the descendants into heaven. That’s why it’s important to pray for the souls in purgatory and most especially in hell.”
“Dear Son: Now that you are married, you have to live with the consequences that I have warned you about — the girl is rude to you and your family. Her priority is her family and not you. Instead, you choose to disobey our wishes and pursue your desires. As a result, you must NOT divorce her for the sake of her daughter from the first marriage and your daughter with her.”
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