After lunch today, Maw played her life’s career as “nurse”. She took out her “blood pressure monitor” and tested all three of us! I believe it would cost around $20 just to have someone provide this simple service, which could be done AT HOME!
Anyway, the boy’s cholesterol was 266. He popped one of my over-the-counter pills of niacin (500mg) to speed up a better result for the next check up. Right. His blood pressure is good. However the girl’s “diastolic” reading was 95 and then 92.
I sense that it might have been the larger cuff size for her skinny arms. (Her other sister is seriously skinny but has this high reading, too). The boy winked at me that she and her family eat TOO MUCH. Maw thinks the girl has an angry heart, which could explain why she keeps fighting with the boy.
My “blood pressure” read 82. So for the past few days and whenever I remember, I take my pills to lower my high cholesterol, too. You see, I eat to die a quick death. I also haven’t been walking around since TPTB and pals refuse to repay me so I could buy EXCELLENT health insurance and get a friggin’ check up. They are “MORONS”.
Paw’s blood pressure reading was the best among the five us this afternoon. So now you know how cell memory works and why certain souls connect, get married and die in similar fashion — all clogged up, hypertensive, aggressive and down-right onnery!
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