So yesterday after turning left from the off-ramp of northbound HWY 101, I see a bunch of jackboots waiting on the sidewalk and behind the trees of the parking to TechCu (which is off First Street).
I heard the `whoop, whoop` of the police siren as I remember my right wheel barely crossing over into the SOLID white line to the bicycle lane. There was a darker-colored van behind me.
I thought to myself: “F^ck you San Jose! People need to get to work. You’re not getting me you bunch of @ssholes!” And sure enough, I saw out of my rear view mirror a man in BLACK walk to the corner of First Street. I thought to myself: “Damn, foolish slave! Get someone else.”
And to the Feds: You guys are NO help! Don’t you dare get on my case because I’m going to tell the truth. I used me to bear your problems and now you expect to me to FIX IT, too? You morons s^ck. I know you people like the back of my hand – `whap!`
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