In light of my recent blog entries about people who are nutters, divorced or plain psychos, I’ve been humming a very funny theme song to `Psycho Dad` (or Mom) from one of my favorite sit-coms: `Married With Children`. I didn’t know the exact lyrics and decided to search online and pull two versions, one for dad and one for mom.
In my search also, here is a YouTube video by`disneymoviemusical:
Psycho dad song with lyrics – Completed very funny
Who’s that riding in the sun?
Who’s the man with the itchy gun?
Who’s the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife ‘cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!A little touched or so we’re told
Killed his wife ‘cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin’ old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!He’s quick with a gun
And his job ain’t done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!Who’s that riding in the sleigh?
Who’s that firing along the way?
Who’s roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!Who’s the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife’s hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!Who’s that riding across the plain?
Who’s lost count of the wives he’s slain?
Who’s the man who’s plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!He’s a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who`s that gal that needs no man
Killed him dead with a frying pan
Did it ´cos he missed the can
Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom!
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