To live longer and avoid spending all your money & selling your house for medical bills:
- Play safe: Walk, don’t run and hide. Fly only as high as you can jump, seriously.
- Eat well: Don’t ingest unpronounceable ingredients. Or coat your tongues with colored drinks. Or lick aluminum cans. Or swell up on sweets. Or load up on carbohydrates. Or clog up on fat and oils.
- Avoid poisons: Drug and alcohol; Flu shots and pills; Sex and violence; Negative visual and audio campaigns.
- Think nice: Send your most hated enemies hearts, flowers, sunshine and smiling faces to their bio-units and immediate surroundings. They melt easily!
- Count your blessings: Awaken and breath. You’re alive! Get up, fix bed, shower, get dressed, eat light, greet people, banish negativity with sheer will-power. Shower as needed to cleanse aura.
- Be creative: Make up something new. Do something different.
- Clean out clutter from closet, drawers, attic, basement, garage, boxes.
- Donate or sell clutter. Make money. Get a job. Give me a job!
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