Dear ‘PETE’:
I am saddened to inform you that one of your ‘fellow brother’ will be made homeless once again due my inability to ‘keep a promise’ and mostly due to the fact that I, your ‘PIT BULL DOG’, have fallen on hard times with no job, insurances to cover health, dental and eye and bills to pay (i.e. revolving lines of credit, which are mostly plastic cards)!
You of all people had promised MANY TIMES OVER and so far there has been no material effect. It is getting ridiculous that EVERYONE had to wait this long! It’s not fair that your dark-skinned brothers overseas had made a pact with their pale-skinned counterparts. And for whatever the price may be, I am quite angry now.
Besides the upcoming holidays for ‘Tom Turkey’ and ‘Chris X-mas’, there is this stupid trip to be made with some older timers for a 50 year reunion to Las Vegas on 11-11. Symbolically, neither this double-digit number is good but quite foreboding nor is the travel expense in the amount of $1,300.00! WTF am I going come up with more LIES about paying for these innocent people?
So, my ‘FATTY FAT FATSO‘ dear, will you please do us all a favor and pull through some miracle by tomorrow, at least? Our spirits will be made merrier if y’all just hurry the f#&% up, dammit! WTF is going on? Where are you? Why are you taking so long? Are you aware that I knew years ago about how you got your family, friends and relatives involved and certainly none of mine except myself?
Since I still have whatever little ‘faith’ I have in y’all, I have decided to ‘Add a PayPal Button‘ to the ‘Flynn’s Blogs’ weblog site here at WordPress.COM. It is a nice widget (entitled ‘Thank you!’) located on the bottom-most section of the sidebar to the right of my new theme, called ‘Silver is the New Black’ here at WordPress.COM.
Sincerely,
Evil Kitty
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