‘Until deaths do us part’ is to ‘until debt do us part’.
‘Until we meet again’ is to ‘until we cheat again’.
Oog! Oog! Maliking itlog!
Akembok ang lee-it ko!
Ang laking ang tee-tee mo!
Happy bird! Happy bird!
I am a good girl turned bad;
Away from being a nerd;
Just to fit the latest fad.
(Three ‘poems’ created on Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:15:06 PM)
Knife through our hearts to sound like they’re smart;
And blame their own in-laws for their misdeeds and flaws;
Throwing their darts to high heavens like fart.
Defending their worldviews; smoke, gamble and booze;
Twisting and turning; burning not learning;
Ranting and raving; craving not saving.
(Created on Friday, July 11, 2008 11:41:39 PM)
I believe that all religion starts out as scams. It only takes one person with lots of time to spare to come up with something new and innovative and imagination to pen these creative thoughts and ideas into words to fool lots of gullible believers, who in turn, sell the fictitious materials to other ignorant believers. And when the monetary incentive to help keep the profit ball from rolling is messed up by debunkers who come in and ruin the fun, dangerous people seem to come out to stop the truth: It’s all about business and not saving one’s soul or healing a person.
(Created on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 5:09:48 PM)
Friends Like You make me want to hurl.
Tinkering with a toy – a little girl.
The EasyCat® touchpad I remember well.
You jumped up and down my little pearl.
(Modified ‘19980909-Last Night’ on Friday, August 01, 2008 11:42:42 PM)
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Oh, John Jr! That’s longer than I would ever imagine, especially for your conditions! So I shouldn’t rant like this…