“Tell us about the three things you’d most like to change about your life, and make a bold, I-don’t-care-who-knows-it-because-there’s-a-meteor-a-comin’ assertion to the world that you are going to get these changes made. And that you’ll have at least started making them happen by March. When, erm, you’re probably going to wind up as dust.”
1. Change my attitude about doom and gloom. I’ve had enough readings on conspiracy and alternative matters. I’m fine being blissfully ignorant and insanely bored. I prefer Fruit Loops anytime.
2. Change my behavior towards others. I’m learning how to smile in a half-grin expression. I’m learning to look people directly in the eyes and forcing myself to like whatever life’s going to throw at me!
3. Change my style. That’s right! I’m thinking about wearing false eyelashes to enhance my eyes from behind these tight/expensive/plastic eyeglasses. I’ll need contact lenses, new clothes and maybe some shoes to go with the new attitude and new behavior. I’ll straighten up my spine and suck in my guts. Then I’ll let my hair grow really long like a witch to attract the naves! Bahaha!
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