Oh, shucks! At around 4:27pm, I’ve been teased again! There goes another cute guy with a wedding band on his left ring finger. My fantasy has been crushed again. Why, Lord, must you torture me this way? Why are all the cute ones taken? I am suffering so much here!
[Of course, you know I’m snickering in the background at my demise that I’ll grow into a “wise” old sage (or cantankerous hag) – single, wild and free!]
So stop laughing at me, you that which caught my fancy! Whoever or wherever you are, you know where to find me. Just don’t suddenly teleport into my airspace without prior notice. I might get a heart attack!
Waahhh!
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