Rest assured
we will find
you a job
and match
your skills and
background
to one of our
many potential
client, who
is willing
to employ
the finest worker and
the last batch
of baby boomers.
In the meantime,
please fill out
this background
check with your
home address
and other useful
information;
so that we
could find out
why society
has not benefited
from your hard work.
I see you haven’t
paid your taxes.
Oh, and you have
no home address
or contact information
where we could
find, fine and jail
you for not
giving back
to society.
But I see you
are taken cared of
by the same
system meant
to feed the poor
and homeless.
It’s okay then.
Rest assured to
know that SS,
welfare, credits
will still be
available to you
as long as your
children pay
the price
later on.
Author’s note: Random thought inspired by yesterday’s phone call message from my head hunter.
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