http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/guide-perimenopause
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Dear diary,
Today is the first of October. I have a surprise! In going through a pause! That’s correct! I’m freaking old! I just researched online and learned about perimenopause. No wonder I was feeling weird and as if I’m gonna pass out!
During the month of August I was dry. During the month of September, starting Labor Day, I wasn’t dry and for one month, I’ve been flowing slowly. For the past one week, I’ve been flowing heavily. For the past three days, I’ve been shedding heavily.
Y’all can imagine that I’m bleeding to death. Now, now. Dry your eyes. I’m not dead or cancerous yet and I’m still working hard as a cubicle slave until part of next week and will continue to blog through my anemic feelings.
I’ll call the free clinic (whenever), courtesy of MediCal, and make an appointment to figure out a diagnosis.
If I go on a therapy to balance my hormones, I’ll take some supplements. I thought my recent Infowars liquid purchase of liver cleanse and iodine 200 mcg might have had something to do with my hot flashes.
I had bought bought a box of 129 thin pad liners, thinking those were medium pad liners, because I didn’t wanna use up my thicker pad liners for my slow bleed out.
So this ends a life cycle unto moi. If Trump repeals and replaces ObamaCare, I’d like to go back to my ‘real’ primary care physician who now is part of UHA, so I can get good diagnosis and sign up to assist student doctors in furthering their education (like a guinea pig, if y’all will).
Soberly so,
FLYNN B.
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