“You have no “cha-ga”! Whenever you have no patience something happens. You have no “cha-ga”! You have no patience.” ~Maw freaking out in the back seat again and everyday! She’s short-circuiting, typical of sensitive old timers.
Paw and I bought a $5.00 Pepperoni pizza from Little Caesar pizza. The Chinese kid didn’t ring up the order properly for a visual of $5.41 and didn’t give us our receipt, except crinkle it and throw it away: That’s not nice service. This franchise is next to King’s Eggrolls. Anyway, what do you expect from a fast-food pizza joint that just barely started up in MY neighborhood?
Anyway, I didn’t want to wait for the traffic to pass, backed out to take the long route back, ended up making a U-turn within the parking lot, got a narrow exit between a parked truck to my left, an incoming vehicle and parked cars to my right.
My mind wanted to scream at the crone: “Your asthma is your karma for mouthing off criticism to your family every day! If you just shut your trap, you might be able to breathe better and get more oxygen to your stubborn brain!”
Actually, I do have patience — over ten slong years of waiting for the fat bastard to act on his promises and guarantees. But like any politicians, our government has ways of creating snags that delays the inevitable.
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