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I’ll bring Notepad to the slammer

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Topic # 193 : The jig is up – you just got one year in jail. You get to bring three things with you to jail. What are they? List the three things you can't do without for 12 months. Item. Explain why this comes to the clink with you.

Notepad
I will bring a notepad so I could continue blogging everyday. I will write poetry and rants, too. Then when I get out will squeal to the rest of the world what a wonderful place jail can be – free food and free lodging — and how the constant company keeps me preoccupied with all sorts of noises and profanity. I will get a good laugh while I stay in jail. Maybe I’ll be married to one inmate. Hehe!

Orgone
I will bring pieces of orgone in the shapes of pyramids and hearts to clear out the bad vibration in the jail. This device will help me cope with hardened criminals and ease the tension with perfect strangers.

Salt lamp
I will bring a salt lamp. It is supposed to diffuse the normally negative ion air and enhance a sense of well-being and promote better sleep. Plus it will act as a night light in case I have to use the shared toilet.

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Howdy! I’m FLYNN, a blogger based in San Jose, California. I graduated long ago and have been studying humanity and its failures. It is my hope that one day everyone will repent. Amen.