[Scene One: A nice high-brow mall somewhere.]
Dude: Hi, there! Are you lost?
Flynn: Yeah. I can`t seem to find my wallet.
Dude: Uh okay. Maybe I could help. My name is Dude.
Flynn: Sure. Thanks, Dude. My name is Flynn.
Dude: Nice to meet you, Flynn. Do you remember where you last saw your wallet?
Flynn: Not really. I’ve been shopping all day.
Dude: Well. Let’s have coffee on me and maybe you might remember.
Flynn: Great idea! By the way, did you know I’m a billionaire?
Dude: No way! Serious? You’ve got to be kidding me! (He’s drooling now.)
Flynn: Yeah. I have credit card bills, telephone bills, automobills…
THE END
P.S. It’s a great brouhaha!
Author’s note: Credit for this joke as told by Paw.
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