1. Money can buy happiness… as long as there is enough of both…
2. A grudge against your enemy is only as good as your memory…
3. Help yourself… because you will remember the day how you got in trouble…
4. Forget the ten commandments… everyone will die anyway…
5. Escapism solves life’s problems… only there is nowhere to hide…
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Based on “five pearls on wisdom too remember”:
1. money can’t buy happiness…but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in BMW than on a bicycle.
2. forgive your enemy…but remember the bastard’s name.
3. help a man when he is trouble and he will remember you…when he is in trouble again.
4. many people are alive only because…it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. alcohol doesn’t solve any problem…neither does milk.
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