Directions from China to Taiwan (humor)

Reference: Could you complete step 48?

Nope. I’d drown as soon as I step into the water!

Question: How many miles is 165 kilometers?

Answer: 165 km = 102.526 mi. OR 102 mi. and 926.1 yd. That’s 1 kilometer = 0.621371192 miles!!!

China

1. Head north toward 312国道
4.0 km
2. Turn right onto 312国道
16.1 km
3. Turn left onto the ramp to G22青兰高速
Partial toll road
600 m
4. Keep right at the fork and merge onto G22青兰高速
Toll road
167 km
5. Exit onto 312国道
Partial toll road
91.9 km
6. 312国道 turns slightly left and becomes 崆峒大道(中段)
2.9 km
7. Continue onto 崆峒大道(东段)
Go through 1 traffic circle
2.7 km
8. Continue onto 东湖路
2.5 km
9. Turn right onto 312国道
2.8 km
10. Turn left onto the ramp to G22青兰高速
Partial toll road
400 m
11. Keep right at the fork and merge onto G22青兰高速
Toll road
69.9 km
12. Take exit 罗汉洞/凤口/西安 toward 312国道
500 m
13. Slight right onto 312国道
77 m
14. Keep left at the fork
26.9 km
15. Take the ramp on the left to G70福银高速
220 m
16. Slight left onto G70福银高速
Partial toll road
293 km
17. Continue onto G40沪陕高速
Toll road
574 km
18. Take the exit onto G45大广高速
Partial toll road
214 km
19. Exit on the left onto 201省道
4.4 km
20. Slight right onto the ramp to G70福银高速
92 m
21. Keep left at the fork to continue toward G70福银高速
150 m
22. Keep right at the fork to continue toward G70福银高速
500 m
23. Keep right at the fork and merge onto G70福银高速
Partial toll road
115 km
24. Take the exit
500 m
25. Continue straight
1.5 km
26. Continue straight onto 047乡道
3.2 km
27. 047乡道 turns left and becomes 湖北大道
1.3 km
28. Slight right onto 湖北大道/105国道
Continue to follow 105国道
Toll road
4.9 km
29. Merge onto G70福银高速
Partial toll road
710 km
30. Take exit 福州/宁德/G15沈海高速/厦门 to merge onto G15沈海高速
Toll road
23.3 km
31. Take exit 宏路/福清 to merge onto 福政路
Partial toll road
2.4 km
32. Turn left toward 福玉路
400 m
33. Turn right toward 福玉路
400 m
34. Continue straight onto 福玉路
400 m
35. Turn left onto 清荣大道
350 m
36. Exit onto 福融路
1.3 km
37. Turn left onto 清昌大道
900 m
38. Continue straight to stay on 清昌大道
2.7 km
39. At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto 龙江路
1.8 km
40. Slight left onto 龙江路/305省道
Continue to follow 305省道
47.3 km
41. Take the ferry
3.2 km
42. Continue straight onto 305省道
10.3 km
43. Continue onto 万宝西路
1.1 km
44. Continue onto 万宝中路
1.4 km
45. Turn left onto 西航路
2.0 km
46. Turn right onto 龙凤路
650 m
47. Turn left
86 m
48. Swim across the Pacific Ocean
165 km

49. Continue straight
1.1 km
50. Turn right onto 領港大道
900 m
51. Slight right to stay on 領港大道
450 m
52. Turn left onto 台64線
11.2 km
53. Take exit 五股二交流道 toward 國道1號
210 m
54. Take exit 五股二交流道(五股交流道/五股) toward 國道1號
450 m
55. Take exit 五股二交流道(國1五股交流道) on the left toward 國道1號
1.9 km
56. Take exit 五股交流道 to merge onto 國道1號
66.1 km
57. Take exit 新竹系統交流道 to merge onto 國道3號
137 km
58. Take exit 名間交流道 toward 名間/集集
1.0 km
59. Turn left onto 彰南路/台3線
Continue to follow 台3線
2.5 km
60. Continue onto 員集路/台16線
Continue to follow 台16線
15.3 km
61. Turn right onto 中山路一段/台16線
Continue to follow 台16線
4.3 km
62. Slight right onto 新中橫公路水里玉山線/台21線
Continue to follow 台21線
3.6 km
63. Turn left onto 人倫林道
450 m
64. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道
1.6 km
65. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道
1.6 km
66. Take the 1st left to stay on 人倫林道
1.3 km
67. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道
950 m
68. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道
26.6 km
69. Turn right onto 人倫林道支線
200 m

Taiwan

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