Buy your way to Heaven! The Catholic Church brings back indulgences
—
First, I was raised as a Catholic, which looks like Cat-Hole-Lick(s). But my curiosity lead my belief systems to include various religions/philosophies. I’m NOT a confirmed Catholic, by the way. And that makes the Squirrel and I merely, “Christians” or would that be heathens/heretics? Maw wants the both of us “confirmed” but we are too stubborn.
Second, I have no idea what is a “Plenary Indulgences”. For example, lots of spooky characters are approaching us to join their prayer groups and are infiltrating our parish with various charitable organizations. Maw and I are really disgusted with these people/groups. We will suffer/sacrifice everyday by “praying” for your lost souls.
Third, since this year is 2012, I expect VERY psychotic people to be disappointed in the upcoming “end-time” scenarios. The only way to reset “religion” to its true purpose is to scare people. And if it means an “alien invasion”, so be it. Nonetheless, the money-changers will continue to bet/profit on peoples’ FEAR via the purchasing of insurance policies, survivalist gears/equipments/supplies and other money-making schemes of “I told you so!”
Leave a Reply