I checked my email received from auto-reply@usps.com this morning and saw the following update:
Delivered
June 8, 2018 at 9:56 am
Delivered, Left with Individual
SANDY, UT 84070
20180608-1334.
After one week of waiting, my spit was delivered. But this is the first time that the USPS indicated that an individual (probably a CIA agent) had picked it up! OMG! I’m gonna be cloned!
Anyway, I don’t believe there is an accurate AND reliable modern technology to determine one’s ancestry based on a small spit sample.
So two weeks ago or so, Das Squirrel told us that he submitted his spit. I asked him if he used floss to get rid of any leftover foreign food material, especially meat stuff.
And I made a point to him that since animals (per YouTube videos) seem to exhibit human qualities and emotions, that this DNA kit might test for both animals and human genetics!
He shooed me away with one hand as his normal response because he is the type to be speculative.
wonder if he realizes is aware that the Bible said that we should NOT matter concern ourselves with where we came from and that the Lawd Gawd created and knew all of us from the beginning of time!!!
Also, I noticed that when I went to open the box containing the spit bottle, the container was NOT quite airtight, meaning the labeling did NOT indicate the contents were sterilized!
So right there the chances for contamination of my spit sample may have occurred, and furthermore, since I was NOT in a hermetically sealed chamber room to ensure the spit sample didn’t touch stuff en route to the bottle, I might have included lotion!
That’s how my big brain operates! If y’all don’t like it or moi, y’all are excused. Go away and don’t come back EVER. Brouhaha!
Oh, in a separate email sent today at 1249 pm, the email said:
“Thanks for sending in your DNA sample.
Your DNA results will likely take 6-8 weeks, but due to high demand, they may take longer.”
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