20160906-2221, Mom likes Herman Cain better than Dr Ben Carson via Hannity with Ingraham. But Herman’s eyeballs looked sleepy enough to close.
20160906-0023, Here the latest soundbites between Satan and Dashie via YouTube.
Satan: “Make me a smoothie, Dashie!
Dashie: Fuck you, Satan! I’m not making you a smoothie!
So I’m watching his videos in bed and prior to drifting off to sleep. But because I’ve been waking up at five thirty in the morning and thusly so have to retire to bed past eleven due to Mom’s inability to lie down with her SOB, or shortness of breath, I’m not able to watch his YouTube. It’s good, though, that he is seen wearing a black tee shirt with the disclaimer PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT. That’s because children are watching. (((Gasp.)))
20160902-0853, So Aisha K turned and asked me: “Where do we get the report?” I didn’t pre-fill the missing data on the spreadsheet because I was pressed for deadlines time though there were none, only that accuracy is compromised for being fast, a Speedy Gonzalez. I just didn’t have the patience, sensing that the newly college graduate didn’t care and didn’t wanna learn spreadsheets. It was too boring for her.
20160902-082802. To the powers and be and pasl. I’m at this temp job from hell and those two temp workers are faking and trolling. That’s dishonest. I already reported what is going on to the client – that it’s too boring for the girl and that the guy says that he needs until next week to reconcile his spreadsheet. But that’s impossible since we can’t generate the employee reimbursement expense report from the payroll system.
20160828-2304, I was watching the new Dashie game on YouTube. And after his intro, he’d pause, look up, and listen to Satan: “I was watching you sleep last night.” In response to the sound bite, he’d scream back: “I have a fucking restraining order, Satan!” Hilarious stuff.
20180828-0831, During the noontime sermon by former businessman turned priest, he talked about CrossCatholic.Org, in which the pamphlet featured a nun on the inside verso (left) page. He said that she was a well-paid chemist working in New York when she had her calling to serve, in which she traveled one mile by foot and climbed a mountain, to reach the tribe and feed them. Mom let me give ten while Dad gave five. Yawn.
20160828-075024. Father Tim sermonized. He was a former businessman and that whatever get gave out seems to come back to him. My parents are the same way. They give out and stuff seems to come back to them. The same happens to me but the problem is that it doesn’t come back to me fast or large enough, but in subtle ways, such as revelations and small data sets.
0748. He continued to sermonized about: God emptied himself in the form of a slave as per the Biblical reference to Mark 13 and the symbol of service and humility, because God loves us.
20160727-163929. In yet another synchronous event, I was closing the wooden blind to our only front-facing, norther, first level window. And I saw through the blinds a red-colored truck going southbound on MY long stretch of road. The side read: JUNKKING.COM.
2060826-223352. Regarding the Uber taxi-like driving service, something popped into Mom’s mind. She that that Uber, like any driverless vehicle, can go astray and kill those on the unwanted list, in which the software is programmed to kill.
2060825-005655. Last night, I learned about Windows 7 Libraries. AFter all these years, I am able to carefully archive and manually sync my old archival files with consistency among two external hard drives and possibly two paid online storage services.
20160822-002515-25. Here are some old soundbites by Satan to Dashie.
- Check under the bed.
- I know where you live.
- Why don’t you like me?
- I think I love you.
20160820-081208. Yesterday, Mama Mary com to visit our home. She was being delivered by Ate Arlene of LofM. Dad report that the crazy Filipino bitch living adjacent to us wanted the statue in her house after we’re done. Mom reported that she intercepted the group of mostly Filipino women from this prayer group and report the mental illness of that bitch and that Father Mark G warned the bitch via a formal letter NOT to bother the neighbors, namely us. The bitch inquired of Ate Arlene: ‘What’s that?’ Right there, the bitch is so stupid!
20160881-058425. Don’t touch the ‘long pig’! That is the meaning behind not going to hell. They aren’t halal!
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