http://dailymessenger.blogspot.com/2016/07/white-guilt-trippingguilt-and-doubt-two.html
Dear chumps,
As a POC of yellowish hue, I’d like to make reparations for triggering guilt and doubt that you whitish humanz deserve. In an effort to remove any and all karmic repercussions for my POC privileges, I would like to make a personal spiritual ‘OFFERING’. This is for a limited time only as my savings is around eight grand after over 25 years of unsteady and underpaid jobs from hell.
As soon as I get a descent paying job, I’ll have to take care of myself first and foremost as I have realized that no one, not even my immediate family, could possibly care to help me in times of distress. Nay, I do have a younger brother who can help. But such actions to ask for free handouts would be shameful, especially by an elder sister. This is NOT a good role model behavior.
With that said, please accept my sincerest apology at time. I’ll ‘pay it forward’ with all the love and blessing. But rest assured that y’all won’t be ‘left behind’ or completely forgotten.
Sincerely,
Evil Kitty
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