Write a letter to the personality trait you like least, convincing it to shape up or ship out. Be as threatening, theatrical, or thoroughly charming as is necessary to get the job done.Thanks for the great idea, Iam Who Iam.
Source: Shape Up or Ship Out
Flynn: Dear Gullible, have you learned your lesson about talking to strangers? You’ve been told not to trust anyone. Next time, please verify your contacts through reliable sources. You can’t continue on any path without someone covering your back. Sincerely, Flynn.
Kitty: Dear Goddess, have you fully appreciated your assignment among earthlings? You’ve been fed and cleaned minimally and yet your humanz have not gifted you at least a diamond studded heart pendant. Your immortal patience is astounding. Sincerely, Kitty.
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