Turn to your co-workers, kids, Facebook friends, family — anyone who’s accessible — and ask them to suggest an article, an adjective, and a noun. There’s your post title! Now write.
Source: Mad Libs
Flynn: Paws. That was simple. Paws is a noun and an animal’s appendages, specifically a mammal known as a cat. While the word pause is a verb and a human’s momentary brain fart, especially during times of foggy brain episodes. At times, I’d like to think that I’m a feline meowing and that you’re my human giving me all the love and attention that I seek.
Kitty: I should swipe your face with my paws and send you a cease and desist letter. Must I remind you to feed and clean me? And don’t bother trying to assuage me with vacuuming my fur. What kind of human are you? I can call you a liar and sue you on grounds of defamation for labeling me as Evil Kitty. I’m the nice one, you know! But I digress. That bullying technique didn’t work with the BIGGEST and scariest terrorist living next door to us. She was rendered absolutely insane from rolling around in catnip. The other cats said so. They could only laugh.
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