What’s the most significant secret you’ve ever kept? Did the truth ever come out?
Source: Evasive Action
Flynn: Well, now that won’t be a secret once revealed, eh? Honestly, I thought I was worth lots on pieces of paper. Now, I’ve barely anything saved for retirement, thanks to those banksters, err, TBTP and pals. Eventually, I’ll have to be open and honest and transparent to my family and that being under and unemployed for this long period of time is getting me nowhere.
Kitty: I secretly wished to be a human; so I could open those tin cans of tuna on demand. Then I won’t need humanz to feed and clean me, and no vets to give me those nasty shots. For once, I’d like to eat fresh mice and birds. But humanz don’t seem to play with prior to consumption.
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