Welcome to America you illegal advanced ALIEN entities! I wonder how conservatives, err, Muslims feel about living among pork-infused eaters, same-sexed couples, and demonically-possessed Christians?
Perhaps, you Muslims would consider becoming atheist. Your prayers fall on DEAF ears. Your rituals fall on BLIND eyes. Your souls belong to your corporate bosses.
Obey. Consume. Worship Mammon, or better yet, eat Mamon butter yellow cake – three loaves sold at Costco, where pork is sold, too.
With that said, I almost finished a bag of deep fried pork skins. I don’t like the deep fried rinds because it’s a little tougher and crunchier to chew and is best served softened in meaty stews of mostly pork, of course.
Which brings me to Mom’s Caldareta pork stew of green beans and “wobbly meat”, my descriptive version of chewy cartilage and softened meat with marbling.
Which brings me to an incoming phone call on Monday. A woman was paying for her invoice and she sounded drunk. She gave her credit card information and followed-up with her “first” born. I joked to her about “blood, sweat, and tears”. Later, she signed off by saying, “You have a marvelous day.” She drawled out the word “marvelous” like that Jew, err, stand-up comedian. Freaking trolls drank to much ritualistic blood on the Summer Solstice!
Weird. But that’s it for now. Ugh.
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