Finished watching “American Ninja Warrior – USA vs Japan” with the score of 6 to 1. No one finished the score. Mutha was able to watch/tolerate this show because there were Americans. She hated watching this show years ago because most of the competitors were, you guess it, Japanese. Must I remind y’all of World War II and the atrocities done to other Asian countries?
Anyway, to make this competition FAIR and BALANCED, the evil engineers must better design the course for SHORTER competitors, whose reach is limited! The hosting country must hold the event according to the “waking hours” the invited guests. The location must install lighting that mimics natural “sunlight” and the altitude must be the same for both sides.
Overall, Mutha and I enjoyed ourselves while Dad slept early! He wanted to eat breakfast early at 0630 am so he used the remainder of his time in the bathroom. His habit has been getting too weird and too long. It must be the age factor, something we noticed with the USA team being older that the Japan team of mostly brats.
Mutha joked that perhaps the USA team had CIA agents and/or Navy Seals! I kept repeating “Go, GI JOE! American Hero” or “Come On, Rambo!” Yeah, these damn reptilians can’t seem to get a good grip the to evil designs of this course. They kept falling down!
I further joked that the Wind Spirits would blow the competitors off their course so that the Water Spirits could “swallow” them up nicely. It was windy that time. And the course was slippery too. We further joked that the Americans were eating lots of hot dogs, meaning protein. Whereas the Japanese ate only tofu, which is also protein but not flesh of the animal, which contains better sources of protein – the stuff that Mutha keeps repeating that she needed to eat.
Yeah, this is another “reality” show worth watching as long as Americans participate. Hey! Why not have other countries participate? And then y’all can make this an Olympic sport! OMG! This is golden business opportunity worth considering. My idea! Mine! Ooo!
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