“Henniger: Pres Obama has become a one-man negative force field” (FoxNews)
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Yesterday evening, I was told that I could go to hell. I replied that I am evil. I was getting on his case again because he was being naughty for coming over and ignoring/NOT “connecting” with his parents. But that night he minimized his smartphone activities with a bunch of spooks, err, online “friends” and conversed/”talked” with his OLD family.
“Mom! Is she always mean/that way?” the Squirrel asked.
“It runs in your paternal bloodline. So it shouldn’t surprise you either.” the mother-unit replied.
This morning, I was told that I was being nasty. I replied that I am fugly. I already sensed/predicted disagreements. As we tried to exit a side parking lot, I moved the car’s sun-shield to block some Filipino old farts talking on the sidewalk. I wanted to “block” the side view/lack of imaginary sunshine: This was done out of habit because I NOW HAVE TO TURN THE SUN-SHIELD TO THE LEFT TO BLOCK THE VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM POINTED INTO OUR DRIVEWAY BY THE DIVORCED PSYCHO NUTTER LIVING NEXT DOOR TO US!!!
“Whatever got into you, you lack faith. You don’t believe in Gawd.” said Maw.
“You are not fugly. You need to believe in something. You don’t have self-control.” said Paw.
So you see folks, y’all will never understand our “method” in teaching/cross-training/stupid dogs to behave. It’s a tough assignment but something worth the humor.
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