Dear invisible god,
Thank you for sending your “messenger” this morning. I know you’ve been so “nice” to save me from troubles. But I guess I was so distracted with being “bored” that troubled people seem to gravitate towards people like the wise cracker, the old soul, and moi, who unfortunately is too dense and clueless to avoid getting into trouble.
I know you have been sending me other clues to wake up. You know I don’t like church; yet you still kept me un/deremployed; embarrassingly so that I’ve been attending morning mass from Monday through Friday for the past six years. It would have been nice to start all over again. But I’ve learned about patience and understanding by staying home with my parents.
They are my best friends. I need not escape the comfort of my own home and travel far and wide to show-off how wonderful life can be when I have a beautiful backyard. Here is where I’ve saved some indoor tiny bugs and spiders, who reside in our fruit trees of plums, apricots, persimmon, pomelo, etc.
Perhaps, you are a prick! Isn’t that enough to tell you that TPTB and pals won’t keep their promises and guarantees to me? I seek justice and would like you to avenge me for setting these fools upon me. Damm mercenaries! But no and out of respect for your greatness, I must ask for your damn forgiveness. I’ve much to learn about crazy people and how to avoid them.
But I need your help. How do I get rid of the crazy people surrounding my family and me? One is living next door to us and near our garage. The others are in church. Perhaps, I must keep Shrimpsei’s OtterBox buzzing at all times. I don’t think it’s working because they are still attending church. Bahaha!
Amen and thanks,
Flynn…
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