To the Boss:
Learning about “Kapampangan ugali”. Says online y’all are freaking “naiinggitero”, “mayabang”, at “magastos” for, err, repairs elsewhere hopefully NOT to earn social status!
Fiercely determined to perfection, like moi! Explains your frustration with choir members, who can’t read notes. Bahaha! I feel your pain! Messed up second round as keyboard accompaniment because of same issue.
Also, too damn NOISY, which explains your Mom being VERY vocal and LOUD-ass during the “Legion” meeting last Monday evening. I’m too quite/introverted/artistic/musician for to keep up with your Mom. I’ll short-circuit and die early. Trust me. Needs frequent alone time!
Bunch of dog-blood “back-fighters” or “back-biters”. Don’t mess with us Batanguenos and our “balisongs”. We fight, too. Can has handle gun and ammo, American-style, up in Pleasanton, CA gun range. Already has complained about your Mom.
But I don’t mind “helping” y’all like a dog, which is man’s best friend and very friendly and quite happy if rewarded/acknowledged, err, handsomely, by, umm, a “guwapo” like you, my dearest ear-candy. Beautiful and arrogant are your “bayan”.
Over-generalization aside: Maganda ikaw. Pero baka ikaw hindi ka-ibig sa akin. Can has your nom-noms if y’all “magsarap magluto” for moi? Loves lots of nom-noms makes Evil Kitty happy!
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