Bitch: “My nails are long and are still soft from my shower.” Whatever! She always demands her way. It’s hard to see during nite; whereas tomorrow is daytime and I could apply nail polish too. Now I understand why my cousin Chill keeps saying “No” to her equally demanding mother. Now the Pawtoid is FORCED to cut the old fart’s nails! The old guys from our church complain of the same thing from their wives! WTF are these Flips so cheap! Can’t they go to the nail salon and spend their money, even on prescription medications for their nuttiness?!
So kids. When you reach 18-19-20-21 years of age, move TF out of the house or you’ll end up on the nag stick of perdition! Quickly anon! Do so and do not regret or turn back, even if you are living pay check to pay check. At least you won’t be responsible (too much) for hurt feelings. That’s why there are senior living assistance and the almighty NURSING HOMES for the difficult ones! Hurry now!
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