While shopping inside 99 Ranch Market, Maw intercepted Mercedes, the banana nutter bread lady.
“I have a sandwich for Lyn. It has peanut butter and strawberry jelly. People like my pancit and spaghetti. I cook at home because I like to take out the fat and use 93% lean turkey in my food. That’s why Celadonio is skinny at 88 years old. I donate to the church $500 a week.” ~Mercedes said to us.
“I don’t want it. I have peanut allergies. The priests and parishioners don’t like your cooking. It’s too watery. It’s not good. We go out to eat everyday because we are not cheap. We donate to the church (more than you) but don’t brag about it. We definitely know you give only $5 a week.” ~We said to her.
“Mal a la tete! Elle est folle!”
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For awhile, we intended to tell this nutter the truth but because she doesn’t understand the facts she will continue to annoy people. With that said, ANYONE who refuses honest criticism and to be corrected for bad behavior, these lost souls are hopeless. They will continue to believe what they are doing is not wrong. Basically, they are insane. Her face changed when we told her we know people who itemize the donation.
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