I’ve got a BAD ATTITUDE! That’s right! I almost caused an accident this morning. We were already on the road after coming from this “Morning’s Prayer”. Normal mass was not celebrated.
Down the road, I was traveling 40 miles per hour. I saw the green light to a four way intersection up ahead. But a white car directly in front of me was stopped and wouldn’t move out of MY WAY!
So I quickly scooted to the right lane without signaling and assumed that I was in the clear. When suddenly out of my rear view mirror, I saw a black-colored BMW barreling down MY LONG STRETCH OF ROAD NEAR THE FOOTHILL OF MT. HAMILTON!
I quickly stopped to make sure it didn’t rear end me. The front of Paw’s MERCEDES BENZ was still slightly into the right lane and the ASIAN honked his horn and scooted safely to my right WITHOUT SLOWING DOWN OR STOPPING!
“Something is pushing you from behind to race with drivers on the road!” Maw had screamed from the back seat.
Perhaps there were many reminders afterwards. Another SLOW MOVING VEHICLE won’t get out of MY WAY! And of course I was tailgating it. The old lady with big reddish hair took her time. Of course the two old farts started ranting in my earholes. But I didn’t care.
Yesterday were many reminders to SLOW DOWN! My impatience won’t stop until people GET OUT OF MY WAY! That includes: You fat bastard! I know you are reading this weblog of mine. You, your brother and your family owe hundreds of us.
Don’t think TPTB, Obama and pals will cover your ass. That was your failure: To test the will of God, love and trust. You guys are a bunch of failures!
“Can I curse them to hell fire and brimstone for eternity and use my fiery sword to cut off their heads?” I had mumbled under my breath to Maw. We were at MY railroad intersection at that time. Earlier yesterday from 4:00pm to 5:00pm, we traveled to Michael’s to get Maw’s eggplant-colored yarn for my vest.
“Don’t do that. It’s not nice.” Maw said to me. She and Paw are not violent people, of course. But I sure as heck would let the heads of annoying entities roll for GETTING IN MY WAY!
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