During Tuesday’s lunch at home, the boy was being railed upon by his family units again. But he managed to tell a joke with one of his co-workers, who plans to move to the Northwest section of the Union from Tennessee. You see, he is truly a country boy from the heartlands, all religious and such, and a VERY tall mixed breed from VERY short parents of a white dad and a Korean mom.
One conversation was about the Japanese earthquake and the effects of radiation. Of course, the boy had cracked a joke about how God would send radiation to San Francisco where lots of gays lived and that if the gays were to evacuate from the alleged fallout, they would move out of town, say, to Tennessee! Well, the “red neck”, being quite conservative wouldn’t have none of that kind of talk. He retorted: “They better not come over or I’ll use my gun on them!”
You see, his dad and he hunts. His dad believes that: “If you want to be tall, you have to eat meat!” The country boy further went to claim that: “The bloody raw meat is actually better than cooked one. And it’s safe because the flesh is so dense that the parasites can only penetrate the top layer of skin.” It’s not like these folks would harm anyone. But those with guns know how to use it for food and defense.
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