How do you get rid of dingleberries? Well awhile ago, I found out! By shaving the hairiness of my butt hole area, I actually liberated a strange matted item that I never knew existed! It was full of hair and all clumped together, say, the size of a quarter-sized dollar coin.
Don’t get me wrong! I am clean but because my butt hole is really hairy, that particular dung got trapped and thus formed without my knowledge! Soap and water apparently didn’t clean it right off! And there it stuck. Until one day I shaved the area completely! That’s right! I was smooth, too!
On the flip side, those whose sole purpose is to suck the lifeforce of good-hearted people need to be removed. And that’s what I’m going to do starting April Fool’s Day — the day to stop giving my hard-earned money away to those who cannot seem to let go of their old ways of living — by the kindness of others.
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