I went home for lunch and on a table where we dump our bags, I found a nice USPS box from the OrgoneCrystal.com website!
Within two days of receiving a courtesy/generic email regarding the status of shipping, I finally received my very first “Orgone Nano Shield in OtterBox” 1000 Series.
Besides an image of a cute otter on its back, here are the specifications listed on the back of this box:
- Waterproof to 100ft.
- Toughest Drybox Available
- Keeps Contents Protected
- Protect Keys, Cars, ID’s
- Lifetime Guarantee
Available Colors:
- Blue
- Black
- Clear
- Yellow
OtterBox 1000 Sizes
- Int: 3.7″ x 2.3″ x 1.0″
- Ext: 4.8″ x 3.6″ x 1.6″
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While the boy ate his lunch; while Maw talks about her vegetables and while Paw wandered around, I quickly opened the package with a utility knife and pulled out that larger content, which no doubt contained the Orgone Nano Shield and a smaller, half-dollar sized x 1/3″ thick, orgone disc of BLACK with gold sprinkles on top. This will be good for inside my pocket.
Then I pulled out the smaller content and read white label with the words “Extras : – )” on a very deep-colored, cobalt “paper lunch bag”, which contained a 3″ sized orgone dome with layers of black on the bottom with blue sprinkles and black in the middle and gold sprinkles on top!
I ran upstairs to load a rechargeable 9 volt battery but two were drained! For whatever reason, these batteries cannot hold their charge and the recharging unit would flash its red lights to indicate that there is something “wrong” with these batteries. One battery worked but I noticed the OtterBox wouldn’t close.
So I stuffed my pants pocket with the orgone device while eating lunch and giving the boy a hard time about his travel to the Caribbean for two weeks! Good riddance! Anyway, I could feel the buzz eminating from this piece and it zapped my right thigh! I had to remove the battery promptly until I got back to work.
So when I parked in the back parking lot at work, I “pushed’ the battery from its metallic clip holder, closer towards the back where the crystal is located. The front latched closed well! But the lid wouldn’t close completely. I’ve read elsewhere that there is a slimmer battery that would fit better. I wonder what happened to the rubber ring to keep the water out. Oh, well!
At 1:42pm, the red-faced Randy let out three consecutive sneezes. Having my new “Orgone Nano Shield” and being NEAREST tothe SLAMMING back door is an ideal place to mark my territory, if you will.
At 1:50pm, another red-faced goon walked by my desk. His eyes seem to pop out of his eye sockets and he would always wear his small shades indoors.
For me, I must be one of TPTB because the pressure in my head is too much to bear just sitting next to this orgone nano shield! It’s almost like a energetic decongestant. Perhaps, it is the fine, sweet smell of fresh resin floating through the air and into my nostrils that give for a sense of euphoric feeling. Ack!
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Thanks, Shirmpsei (and Lena)!
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