Ah! There’s nothing like being friendly to friendly people. I arrived late to work this morning past 9:00am and greeted little Theresa, who was kind enough to swipe her badge and let me into the front building.
I told her that I had to attend this morning’s mass to receive my daily Eucharist through the mouth and ash on my forehead, which was really near my hairline and not over my third eye chakra, thank goodness.
As we walked into the lobby of tall glass walls and echos, I couldn’t hear what she was trying to tell me. She might have said to me: “Maybe if I touch you, I’d be holy.” She smiled and I looked down on her and patted her on her head like a little sister.
After presenting our badges to the guard and rounding the corner to the stairways, she mentioned that her boss is also Catholic but not the kind of people that attends daily or weekly masses, only the special days, like Good Friday, Easter, etc. That’s why I noticed more “white” folks this morning. They just seem to come out of the “woodworks”, being neighbors and all.
Anyway, I swiped my badge to gain entry through the SLAMMING back door to let in little Theresa. Being that I’m slightly tone deaf, she might have said to me something along the line of “behind” or “butt”. I think little Theresa may be gay, even though she has three daughters with light brown, tanned skined look due to a loving husband who looks like a mixed white, Vietamese.
During our walk the other day outdoors in the freezing cold, she mentioned a gay-coworker who still works in the billing department on the twelfth floor. She then told me it would be nice if the three of us could have lunch together. I don’t know the person or how she looks like. I responded: “Yuch.”
I know that I can be a mean and nasty person to the point of being discriminatory of people and their cooties. And I do wonder now why she keeps mentioning to me how she would “burn in hell”. I’d have to ask her one day if she has done or thought of anything illegal or immoral, respectively, considering we belong to a religion that heavily frowns upon pedophiles and gays.
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