In fifteen minutes from 10:00am to 10:15am, I’ve finished around 60 new items. It takes around 30 to 45 minutes to generate the reports, copy and paste the data into the spreadsheets, edit the formulas, and save the work after each transaction.
No wonder the boss came by my desk earlier to inquire what I’m doing. He must have heard me making lots of loud, typing noises on the keyboard. I was blogging at that time. This place is so quiet and very slow that my fast pace of working has disturbed the serenity of these pretentious fakers of work. That’s why I’m vetted from my previous employer. I worked honestly and hard. Hah!
But because of my sinus congestion and compromised hearing, the volume of my voice is louder than normal. And I had to tell him I was doing the primary activity when he wanted us to do the secondary activity, of which my products are already updated since yesterday. There is really nothing left for me to do but try to stay sane by going online and reading Yahoo! News.
I’ve been online the whole day and that makes me happy and sane. Thanks to Allah, Buddha, Krishna, Jehovah and pals, along with my karmic debt, I’m supposed to continue working at this “temp job from hell”.
I was hoping for “Plan A” but the fat bastard and pals are up to something. The elder “squire” and government pals already know the answers. I must be dreaming to believe in the impossible. So here I am for now — blogging at work. But for how much longer will I stay?
It’s fine because hardly anyone bothers us and of course we are supposed to finish our jobs without complaint. But since I complain, this “temp job from hell” might not be a good fit.
Sure, I have lots of free time, getting up seldomly to refill my glass mug with flavored water, taking lots of breaks by walking around the place outdoors while enjoying nature, and learning how to relax and take it easy until during the slowness of the first quarter.
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