I’d be a housewife, who’s married to a rich man! That’s right! Why should I have to slave at work with a bunch of other over-achieving, smelly, older and ugly guys, who do nothing but joke around women’s “behind” or in front? The cuter guys (who are mostly gay) usually don’t work in the boring white collar, cubicles.
By being a well-taken cared of as a housewife, I could collect welfare to feed the dozen of children that I hope to breed (with a very well-mannered and very handsome guy); hang out with a nanny (who could double as my husband’s “friend”, too) and go shopping in the mall for my clothes, shiny blings and beauty regimes.
Traditionally, women work at home to cook and clean. To discipline the children is a primary maternal responsiblity with the support of the male spouse to give one look of fear and appropriate punishment to VERY unruly and nasty children.
Women too must be emotionally sensitive to the needs of the simplistic design of all male species. Hopefully, the paternal half is not insane or violent and would learn to reciprocate responsibilities when the maternal half falls ill. Women should learn to play a psychologist, a nurse, a mother, a whore and definitely a good friend.
This is a role that I would like to pursue someday. And hopefully with the blessings of God and of my parental units and with the SETTLEMENT as promised and guaranteed by TPTB, I hope to be a good housewife and daily “bon-bons” taster.
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The worst job I ever had happens to be this “temp job from hell”. It’s amazingly mindless and ultimately boring. I’m pretty much underemployed and underpaid for doing practically nothing. The downtimes allow me the opportunity to reflect on my needs — the improvement of my talents and the better utilization of my skills — and to get what I want as far as a higher paying and more fulfilling, if not, creative job, such as painting!
That’s right! A South Asian Indian women from my previous full-time job from over ten years ago in Campbell, CA suggested that I’d be a good painter based on the shape of my right index finger. So perhaps, I would like to pursue this artistic endeavor and at the same time enjoy the slow pace of life and profits to be made online, if any.
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Topic #33: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? Bonus: What is the worst job you’ve ever had? What did you learn from it?
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