While Paw and I were raking up leaves left out by Juan’s blue-eyed mother onto MY road and other eucalyptus debris, such as seed, twigs and branches, I saw a couple of Mormons walking from the railroad intersection on MY road and crossing over into MY drive. They had dark blue ties and white shirts. Elder Robert is tall and doughy. He reminds me of James T., a former co-worker but divorcé, who wanted to date me.
After about five minutes or so, the twosome came over and offered to help clean up our yard work. Now that’s mighty fine of the those boys. You don’t get alot of nice Christians offering to lend a HELPING HAND. (You know what I mean, Pete!)
Anyway, I had a feeling they would come over and I was right because I REALLY wanted a copy of `The Book of Mormon` as part of my mini-library located upstairs in the hallway. I actually had to ASK for one and Elder Robert pulled out, what I believe was HIS copy, from the outside pocket of his dark blue backpack.
Brother Anh Ma Can (or the Vietnamese translation of McDonald) was with him. He had no eyeglasses one like Elder Robert and had larger eyes. He could speak Vietnamese. The boy asked if we spoke Vietnamese. I replied that we spoke AMERICAN! Of course, the conversation went on about what is truth and what God is like and I offered a grain of salt to them: God is everywhere and expresses himself in various ways and does not belong to any one religious organization.
I told the boys that don’t believe everything you see and hear but believe in whatever rings true to them personally. They even asked if they could come visit us again. I replied in the negative and then a positive as it is their free will to bug the heck out of us again. Seriously, there is the internet and the overload of information is from that source.
Before they left, I has Elder Robert what passage I should read to get to know `The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints`. He took HIS copy and flipped through the pages and pointed to this reading:
CHAPTER 11 – 3 NEPHI 10:13-11:2
Jesus Christ did show himself unto the people of Nephi, as the multitude were gathered together in the land Bountiful, and did minister unto them; and on this wise did he show himself unto them. Comprising chapters 11 to 26 inclusive.
He then placed the following card as a bookmark to that page. Here is the front and back image of the `advertisement` card:
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He then pointed out the Introduction on the front of this book.
In other words, believe in Jesus Christ, his wounds and get baptized in the name of the Holy Spirit. Any Satanist know that calling upon the Holy Spirit is the only way to rid victims of those offending demons who are out to ruin the souls of many.
So I told the boys that we needed to get back to our yard work and thanked them for offering their SERVICE and to spread the truth about God and serve the LORD. It’s the only way to LEVEL with these `FELLOW BROTHERS`, who don’t know what’s really going on behind the scenes.
The end of the conversation may have been before 11:36am as per the atomic clock inside the dining room. I had to run inside to find out the time before taking a much needed shower after almost two and a half hours of yard work.
Then after lunch I had a bowel movement and decided to read CHAPTER 11 in its entirety. There were a couple of outdated words, such as `unto` and ` ye`. My mind started creating again: Why are they always a pair of guys and not women? It’s almost like a Merovingian is being followed by a pair. I don’t know.
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