After sharing my photos with Yesha and Carlo yesterday night, I now know why I’m still single. I’M FAT and UGLY! I didn’t get a `Wow! You look like a model` from Carlo and only `nice` from Yesha.
Not a million (or two million) coconuts would make me feel beautiful! No wonder I prefer being alone upstairs, blogging about nonsense and not socializing or posting photos of family, friends or self!
While sitting in the pew at this morning’s mass, I felt like I should have been a nun (Catholic). Or I could convert to Islam and hide my UGLY face beneath a burka, all black and covering everything but my eyes.
Perhaps, I should start wearing stylish hats, scarves and veils; since my hair is BUTCH short, like a BOY! Waahh!
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