Answering emails from the following head-hunters:
- Accountemps.com
- OfficeTeam.com
- AccountantsIntl.com
- AccountingNetwork.com
- AppleOne.com
- ControllersGroup.net
- Jps-Inc.com
- KForce.com
- LighthouseMg.com
- TacWorldwide.com (puss-heads)
Samples of questions from them followed by my humorous answers:
Q: How are you?
A: Duh, mortals! I need a damn job!Q: What have you been doing?
A: Duh, partying? No seriously, I don’t like working.Q: Why did you leave?
A: Duh, to party? I can’t take this anymore!Q: Who were you reporting to?
A: Duh, I dunno. I’m going to sleep, now.
Ho hum: Nothing like TPTB black-listing people to depend on the government for assistance for the short-term. I guess my interviews suck. Plus, I’m too old. Figures.
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